The Benefits of Cat Neighbourhood

lazy cat on arm of sofa
  • Exclusive to cats and cat lovers!
  • No chairs or sofas are off-limits.
  • Only cat loving people are admitted.
  • Humans must abide by all guidelines while in cat neighbourhood and must leave by nightfall or stay in our locked human hotel. You can visit them, but they can't leave the hotel premises until morning - leaving the night to the cats!

Our Facilities

So much to shred and sit on

  • You can scratch anything you like. Go ahead and destroy things. We'll replace them.
  • All buildings have numerous, spacious and well-oiled cat-flaps.
  • Parks freshly stocked with rodents, small birds and large fluttering insects weekly.
  • Fresh deliveries of cardboard boxes and paper bags to hide in and destroy.
  • All vacuum cleaners are banned except Roombas.
  • No sudden loud noises.
  • And best of all - NO DOGS!
cats on and in cardboard box cat tongue lapping at dripping water No Dogs sign
Woman scratching cat can of tuna close up of cat claws

Our Unparalled Services

  • Can openers open cans of tuna around the clock.
  • Our own complimentary media service provides you with streaming bird videos, wildlife footage and access to all the LOLCat you'd ever want on demand.
  • 24 hour on-call mobile veterinary service.
  • 24-hour Lap-A-Teria. We provide only the softest, widest laps of people who pass our low fidgeting test. All cat-lovers, of course.
  • No spaying or declawing. Very reasonable rates for reconstructive re-clawing surgery.