Events

Festivities Are Afoot

You may prefer to sleep all day, every day. And we won’t bother you. For less sleepy cats we have a great schedule of events planned for your amusement.

Today's Events

Today
4pm
Cardboard box deconstruction art class

Find out new and interesting ways to chew, claw and destroy the humble cardboard box into a beautiful work of post-modern art. Boxes will be supplied.

Upcoming Events

Mon
8am
Hairball coughing competition

Do you cough up prodigious amounts of fur or cough up interesting shapes? See if you’ve got what it takes to win already lodged in your throat.

Mon
1pm
Know your mice nature talk and walk

Rodent biologist Tom Tigger gives you insight into the diversity of your favourite prey.

Tues
2pm
Better human manipulation techniques course

A masterclass in subtle behaviour managment.

Wed
7pm
Mating meet-up

Exactly what it sounds like. No kittens allowed at event. Refreshments provided.

Thu
12pm
Advanced pouncing: the science of trajectory

A talk and demonstration.

Fri
9pm
Yowling louder workshop

Practice throwing your voice farther and give it some really annoying qualities. Master alley cat Ms. Fluffy performs.

Sat
10am
Book sit-a-thon

Like the feel of diffrent types of paper under your haunches? There’s books, magazines, bills and stacks of paper for everyone’s tastes.

Ongoing Events

Tues
12pm
Weekly sushi buffet

Enjoy a large assortment of raw fish.

Wed
9am
Cat toy exchange

Bring the toys which no longer please you and swap them for ones that do.

Daily
2pm
Kitten creche

Offload the kids for a few hours.

Fri
8pm
Friday Night Fights

A CN favourite, the Friday Night Fights are a chance to see legendary toms in action or to have a scrap yourself. Refreshments will be supplied.

Sat
3pm
Tree Climbing Club

Want to race up a tree? Or learn new arboreal techniques? Followed immediately and literally by Humans with Ladders Club.