Monster Proof Industries presents the latest cutting-edge
anti-monster technology for a good night’s sleep.
Awake at night worrying about what’s under your bed? Worry no more! With our cutting-edge anti- monster technology you can scan, see and banish any ghouls quickly and easily for a worry -free night’s sleep.
We promise you that nothing on this page is an actual app. This site is by a graphic designer with an odd sense of humour who doesn't get to do enough web stuff in her day job. If you would like to make a monster-detecting app under our auspices, we can't offer you financial support but we can stand behind you and make encouraging noises.
×You realise this isn't real, right? I made this little site to amuse myself. I'm sorry if you to have problems with monsters. I'd love to help you, but I'm not very brawny.
×Monster Proof Industries is a subsidiary of Melissa Stolberg's imagination. I work there in my free time when I'm not at my real job. We're not currently looking for monster hunters so please stop sending in resumés/cvs.
×I'm sorry — there's no such thing as this app. I'm a graphic designer who made this site for my own amusement. I'm really sorry about your monster problem and the fact that I wasn't able to solve it!
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